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#	Title	Category	Rating
1	A helicopter was flying around above Seattle... - A helicopter was flying around above Seattle yesterday when an electricalmalfunction disabled all of...Read the whole joke	Computers	3.75
2	A bet made at the local bar - \|A man walks into a bar, and as he makes his way to the counter, he stops and talks to everyone in t...Read the whole joke	Bar Jokes	3.625
3	Abstinence - Three couples went in to see the minister to see how to become members of his church.The minister sa...Read the whole joke	Dirty Jokes	3.55649185181
4	A girl sees three dogs in the park and kneels down to pet them... - A girl sees three dogs in the park and kneels down to pet them. "What's your name?" she asks the fir...Read the whole joke	Animal World	3.421875
5	Are You Really Sure? - \|A blind guy on a bar stool shouts to the bartender, "Wanna hear a blonde joke?"In a hushed voice, t...Read the whole joke	Blonde Jokes	3.28271484375
6	Accountants and Engineers on a Train - Three engineers and three accountants are traveling by train to a conference. At the station, the th...Read the whole joke	Clean Jokes	3.25
7	Things you don't want to hear during surgery - Better save that. We'll need it for the autopsy. "Accept this sacrifice, O Great Lord of Darkness." ...Read the whole joke	Miscellaneous	2.9140625
8	A blind man is standing at the corner... - A blind man is standing at the corner with his seeing eye dog waiting to cross the street, when ...Read the whole joke	Animal World	2.875
9	ATM procedures - Chase is very pleased to announce that we are installing newDrive-thru ATMs where customers will be ...Read the whole joke	Women	2.6875
10	A blind man in a store - A blind man walks into a store with his seeing eye dog. All of a sudden, he picks up the leash and b...Read the whole joke	Animal Jokes	2.6171875
11	Drown my troubles - I've often wanted to drown my troubles, but i can't get my wife to go swimming!...Read the whole joke	Comedian Jokes	2.5
12	insults part 1 - He has a one-track mind, and the traffic on it is very light. He paid $500 to have his family tree s...Read the whole joke	Funny Jokes	2.5
13	A Florida Genie - A man was walking along a Florida beach and stumbled across an old lamp. He picked it up and rubbed ...Read the whole joke	Women Jokes	2.5
14	A dog walks into a butcher shop... - A dog walks into a butcher shop with a purse strapped around hisneck. He walks up to the meat case a...Read the whole joke	Animal World	2.5
15	A very modest lady applied for a job... - A very modest lady applied for a job at the factory where they made "Tickle me Elmo dolls". It was...Read the whole joke	At Work	2.5
16	What marketing is - Now I understand what marketing is:You are at a party and you see a very pretty girl. You approach h...Read the whole joke	At Work	2.5
17	A blonde was complaining to her friend about constantly being... - A blonde was complaining to her friend about constantly being called a dumb blonde. Her friend tells...Read the whole joke	Blonds	2.5
18	A blonde calls the fire department cause her house was on fire... - A blonde calls the fire department cause her house was on fire. They ask her how to get there and sh...Read the whole joke	Blonds	2.5
19	A fair offer - One day this fellow noticed that a new couple had movedinto the house next door. He was also quick t...Read the whole joke	Relationships	2.5
20	The seven dwarves were in Rome... - The three dwarves were in rome and went to the nearest nunnery. They got to talk to the mother s...Read the whole joke	Sex	2.5
21	A very homely young woman made an appointment with a psychiatrist... - A very homely young woman made an appointment with a psychiatrist.She walked into his office and sai...Read the whole joke	Medicine	2.5
22	A recently divorced woman is walking along the beach... - A recently divorced woman is walking along the beach contemplating how badlyscrewed she got over the...Read the whole joke	Women	2.5
23	A Blind Mans Sport - A Blind Mans Sport A blind man was describing his favorite sport, parachuting. When asked how th...Read the whole joke	Sports	2.5
24	A company in the Foreign Legion had spent three years... - A company in the Foreign Legion had spent three years in the Sahara desert never having seen a woman...Read the whole joke	War	2.5
25	A drunk leaves a bar and decides to take a shortcut... - A drunk leaves a bar and decides to take a shortcut througha graveyard. It is raining heavily and ve...Read the whole joke	Drunks	2.5