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Title |
Category |
Hits |
| 1 |
Medical Record Quotes
- The following quotes were taken from actual medical records dictated by physicians. They appeared in...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
22551 |
| 2 |
Famous Sports Quotes.
- Chicago Cubs outfielder Andre Dawson on being a role model: "I want all the kids to do what I do, to...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
10183 |
| 3 |
New person in prison
- |A new man is brought into Prison Cell 102. Already there is a long-time resident who looks 100 year...Read the whole joke |
Police Jokes |
6517 |
| 4 |
There is 2 fags walking down the beach...
- There is 2 fags walking down the beach. They are holding hands andkicking the sand with their feet. ...Read the whole joke |
Science |
5946 |
| 5 |
Losing my wife\\\'s love.
- "I'm worried that I'm losing my wife's love," the husband told the counselor."Has she started to neg...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
5370 |
| 6 |
Dear Abby
- Snappy answers to sappy questions:All your puny problems solved in 10 words or less!Q: Dear Abby,Wha...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
5366 |
| 7 |
Zen Buddhist Buys a Hotdog
- This Zen Buddhist Monk walks up to a hotdog stand and says to the vender, "Give me one with everythi...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
5365 |
| 8 |
Ride\\\'em
- One day, little Mikey came home from kindergarten and couldn't find his mother. So he headed upstair...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
5364 |
| 9 |
The Hooker And The Dug Dealer
- Q: What's the difference between a hooker and a drug dealer?A: A hooker can clean her crack and rese...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
5362 |
| 10 |
10 things to never say to a naked man...
- Uh...top 10 things not to say to a naked man:10: Awww...that's cute9. Well, at least you're good at ...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
5362 |
| 11 |
Drowning a Blonde
- Q: How do you drown a blonde?A: Put a scratch and sniff at the bottom of the pool....Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
5361 |
| 12 |
Your Momma\\\'s so fat
- Your mamma's so fat, when she backs up, she beeps!...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
5359 |
| 13 |
Yo momma so fat
- Your momma so fat when she wears high heels she strikes oil!...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
5359 |
| 14 |
Di and Dolly Go To Heaven
- Princess Diana and Dolly Parton had both died on the same night. When they reached the gates of Heav...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
5355 |
| 15 |
The Old Lady & the Cashier
- A little old lady went to the grocery store & put the most expensive cat food in her basket. She the...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
5355 |
| 16 |
Blonds Going to Disney World
- There were two blonds on their way to Disney World.When they were getting close there was a sign tha...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
5352 |
| 17 |
Signs you are a Canadian
- 1. You stand in "line-ups" at the movie, not lines.2. You're not offended by the term, "Homo Milk"3....Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
5350 |
| 18 |
Blonde Swims the english Channel
- A blonde, brunette and a redhead were all in a swimming race. They were supposed to swim the English...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
5350 |
| 19 |
Energizer Bunny arrested!
- Did you hear?The Energizer bunny has been arrested for Battery....Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
5350 |
| 20 |
Oh Baby!
- A young lady in the maternity ward just prior to labour is asked by the midwife if she would like he...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
5349 |
| 21 |
Spicy Panties
- A frustrated wife decided her sex life needed spicing up.After work, she went shopping and picked up...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
5347 |
| 22 |
Too many beers.
- So I said "Hey man, that's my beer."Then he says, "No man, that's my beer." Then the beers say, "No ...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
5346 |
| 23 |
Father
- Late one night a car was swerving all over the road. A police officer pulled them over and went up t...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
5343 |
| 24 |
The Physical
- This 55-year-old woman is naked, jumping up and down on her bed, laughing and singing. Her husband w...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
5342 |
| 25 |
The Facelift
- A woman decided to have a face lift for her birthday. She spent $5000 and felt really good about the...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
5336 |