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1	New product cuts stress - \|From "Machine Design" Magazine......Byte BatAll too often, computers aren't up when you need them, ...Read the whole joke	Computing Jokes	57
2	Windows 98 hourly tweaks - \|11th-hour tweaks for Windows '98 by Microsoft10. Included subliminal "Impeach Janet Reno" messages ...Read the whole joke	Computing Jokes	73
3	A letter to the editors - \|LETTERS TO THE EDITOR (The Times of London)Dear Sir,I am firmly opposed to the spread of microchips...Read the whole joke	Computing Jokes	170
4	The system crash song - \|SYSTEM CRASH (to the tune of "The Monster Mash") I was working in the lab, late one nightWhen my ey...Read the whole joke	Computing Jokes	54
5	Changing number terms - \|In a recent contest in The Washington Post, readers were asked to take an expression using a number...Read the whole joke	Computing Jokes	53
6	Purchasing furniture - \|I work as a systems administrator, and part of m job involves answering questions about computers. ...Read the whole joke	Computing Jokes	54
7	Fixing broken computers - \|An office technician got a call from a user. The user told the tech that her computer was not worki...Read the whole joke	Computing Jokes	58
8	I have a keyboard error - \|A person turned on the computer without a keyboard plugged in.When she turns on the computer, the c...Read the whole joke	Computing Jokes	64
9	Type what I tell you - \|While trying to diagnose a problem over the phone I told the user to type out his autoexec.bat file...Read the whole joke	Computing Jokes	56
10	Oh the Internet is slow - \|The Net is SlowOh, the network outside is frightful,But on campus, it's so delightful,Our packets h...Read the whole joke	Computing Jokes	65
11	Life cycle of software - \|The Life Cycle of SoftwareProgrammer produces code he believes is bug-free. Product is tested. 20 b...Read the whole joke	Computing Jokes	76
12	Computer acronyms list - \|Humorous Computer-Related AcronymsIBM I Blame Microsoft Idiots Buy Me Idiots Building Machines I'll...Read the whole joke	Computing Jokes	60
13	What movies teach us - \|COMPUTERS & ELECTRONICS:As depicted in movies,Word processors never display a cursor. You never hav...Read the whole joke	Computing Jokes	64
14	Internet can get worse - \|Top ten ways the Internet could get worse10. Rigorous user screening process abolished by America O...Read the whole joke	Computing Jokes	69
15	If Microsoft built cars - \|Top Ten ways things would be different if Microsoft built cars:1. A Particular model year of car wo...Read the whole joke	Computing Jokes	54
16	Computer problem report - \|Computer Problem Report Form1. Describe your problem:______________________________________________...Read the whole joke	Computing Jokes	63
17	Customer support logs - \|Actual dialog of a former Customer Support employee: Support: "Ridge Hall computer assistant; may I...Read the whole joke	Computing Jokes	54
18	Write your code in C - \|WRITE IN C (sung to The Beatles "Let it Be")When I find my code in tons of trouble,Friends and col...Read the whole joke	Computing Jokes	66
19	Ode to spell checkers - \|ODE TO A SPELL CHECKERby Jerrold H ZarI have a spelling checker.It came with my PC.It plane lee mar...Read the whole joke	Computing Jokes	58
20	Computer used too long - \|You know you have been on the computer too long when...When you are counting objects, you go "0,1,2...Read the whole joke	Computing Jokes	68
21	Graphics work too much - \|You've been in graphics too long if...by Chris ThornborrowMost of your friends can pronounce Gourau...Read the whole joke	Computing Jokes	64
22	Bought a bad computer - \|Top Ten Signs You Bought A Bad ComputerLower corner of screen has the words "Etch-a-sketch" on it. ...Read the whole joke	Computing Jokes	64
23	Internet addictions - \|Internet Addiction Disorder (IAD)As the incidence and prevalence of Internet Addiction Disorder (IA...Read the whole joke	Computing Jokes	59
24	Ethical software group - \|SEVEN SOFTWARE COMPANIES ADDED TO "WATCH LIST"New York, NJ, Nov. 11 -- People for the Ethical Treat...Read the whole joke	Computing Jokes	71
25	Internet highway blues - \|The Information Highway BluesMy baby's got my 486. My cellular phone's on the blink. My fax's gone ...Read the whole joke	Computing Jokes	71