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1	Beauty jokes - Girlfriend: Will you love me when I'm old and fat and ugly? Boyfriend: Of course I do !...Read the whole joke	More Jokes	1
2	0 - Mary: Do you think my sister's pretty ? Gary: Well, let's just say if you pulled her pigtail she'...Read the whole joke	More Jokes	2
3	0 - Did you hear about the girl monster who wasn't pretty and wasn't ugly ? She was pretty ugly...Read the whole joke	More Jokes	2
4	0 - She's the kind of girl that boys look at twice - they can't believe it the first time....Read the whole joke	More Jokes	2
5	0 - Bill: My sister has lovely long red hair all down her back. Will: Pity it's not on her head....Read the whole joke	More Jokes	1
6	0 - Julie had broken off her engagement. Her friend asked her what had happened. 'I thought it was l...Read the whole joke	More Jokes	1
7	0 - Beautician: Did that mud pack I gave you for your girlfriend improve her appearance ? Man: It d...Read the whole joke	More Jokes	4
8	0 - Two teenage boys were talking in the classroom. One said, 'I took my girlfriend to see 'The br...Read the whole joke	More Jokes	2
9	0 - I can't understand why people say my girlfriend's legs look like matchsticks. They do look like ...Read the whole joke	More Jokes	4
10	0 - What did the really ugly man do for a living ? He posed for Halloween masks !...Read the whole joke	More Jokes	1
11	0 - I don't think these photographs you've taken do me justice. You don't want justice - you want m...Read the whole joke	More Jokes	1
12	0 - Your ugly. And you're drunk. Yes, but in the morning I'll be sober !...Read the whole joke	More Jokes	1
13	0 - My boyfriend thinks I'm beautiful Well they do say that love is blind !...Read the whole joke	More Jokes	1
14	0 - Last night I dreamt I was dancing with the most beautiful girl in the world What was I wearing ...Read the whole joke	More Jokes	2
15	0 - Monster: I'm so ugly. Ghost: It's not that bad! Monster: It is! When my grandfather was born t...Read the whole joke	More Jokes	1
16	Bed jokes - Doctor, doctor, I'm having difficulty sleeping. Doctor: Well maybe it's your bed. Oh, I'm all ...Read the whole joke	More Jokes	1
17	0 - Doctor, doctor, I keep dreaming there are great, gooey, bug-eyed monsters playing tiddley winks ...Read the whole joke	More Jokes	2
18	0 - Witch: Doctor, doctor, I don't feel well. Doctor: Don't worry, you'll just have to go to bed for...Read the whole joke	More Jokes	1
19	0 - The hotel we stayed in for our holiday offered bed and board, but it was impossible to say whi...Read the whole joke	More Jokes	1
20	0 - A little boy came downstairs crying late one night. "What's wrong?" asked his mother. "Do pe...Read the whole joke	More Jokes	5
21	0 - Two friends who lived in the town were chatting. "I've just bought a pig," said the first. "Bu...Read the whole joke	More Jokes	2
22	0 - When Mr Maxwell's wife left him, he couldn't sleep. Why was that? She had taken the bed....Read the whole joke	More Jokes	1
23	0 - Why did the composer spend all his time in bed? He wrote sheet music....Read the whole joke	More Jokes	1
24	0 - I don't think my Mom knows much about children. Why do you say that? Because she always puts m...Read the whole joke	More Jokes	2
25	0 - I was once in a play called Breakfast In Bed. Did you have a big role? No, just toast and mar...Read the whole joke	More Jokes	2